The Day Of Doom....
... dawns bright with blue skies.
Who knows what we'll have in a few hours, but right now, well.... it would be utterly ideal.
Bring on the doom porn; it'll be good for all of us if New Madrid, San Andreas and all the others rupture. Oh, and rumor has it that the Yellowstone Caldera is bulging too, which could join in and seriously upgrade the party.
It is also rumored that throwing a virgin into a volcano will make sure the sun does not disappear forever. During the time that was common we didn't have many politicians -- now we have a surplus and darn few virgins, so we should definitely try a few hundred of the politicians first, just to see if they work.
